What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:17

Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Jimmy Buffett's Wife Files to Remove Co-Trustee on $275 Million Estate - Variety
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Heavily shorted AI stock is rapidly climbing the Fortune 500 - TheStreet
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Derek Carr explains his decision to give up $30 million and retire - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
What are the causes of over sweating?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
What is every dictators biggest fear?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Wells Fargo Stock Rises as Fed Lifts Asset Cap After 7 Years - Barron's